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je. okay. before we go we want to have an update on the storm that's moving in right now. let's bring in jeff. jeff, what's the timing. >> you can see on storm ranger just a few spotty showers. for the commute it'll be the north bay that gets hit first. and consistent rainfall san jose by the noon hour. that will leave us with sunnier skies on saturday. kari hall and our traffic reporter mike inouye. our newscast begins at 4:30 a.m. >> good night. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- anthony anderson. youtube stars rhett and link.
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musical guest migos. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 645, yeah! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, i love you! i love you! [ cheers and applause ] hi! muah! muah, muah, muah, muah, muah! welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] that's what it is tonight. welcome. you're here. thank you for being here. here's what people are talking about. of course, the big story is
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that the vote on the republican healthcare bill was delayed today because they didn't have enough votes to pass it. [ cheers ] when he heard that, obama called trump and said, "don't worry. obama covers depression. so, don't worry about it." [ cheers and applause ] yeah. at one point, congress was prepared to vote as late as 3:00 a.m. congressmen called their wives told them not wait up, then they called their mistresses and said, "see ya at 3:00!" and you know -- [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: hey-yo! >> jimmy: but actually, trump was on the phone last night until almost midnight, calling republicans to try to switch their votes on the bill. all the calls started the same way -- you have a collect call from -- don't hang up, loser. [ laughter ] press one. [ applause ] don't hang up, loser. >> steve: rude. >> jimmy: trump said the hardest part was talking on one phone and tweeting on the other. [ laughter and applause ] that was -- multitasking is tough. it's very hard to do.
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that's right, trump was up all night calling republicans. he said he would have calmed some democrats, but figured they were already on the line spying on us. [ laughter and applause ] they already know what's going on. meanwhile, white house press secretary sean spicer says that there's currently no plan b for replacing obamacare, and women said, "yeah. we know exactly where you guys stand on plan b. [ cheers and applause ] you can stop talking." listen to this. i read that trump is the first president in 150 years without a pet in the white house. [ audience boos ] then another guy said, "it's okay, because i have pet in white house." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "roll over, donald." there are a lot of scandals surrounding the white house right now. so, trump started giving interviews to tell his side of the story. let's see how that's going. >> in an interview just out with "time" magazine, the president talked about his wiretapping claims against president obama. and in an answer about questions of his credibility,
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he responded to the reporter, "i guess i can't be doing so badly because i'm president and you're not." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then the reporter was like, "true, but you're being investigated by the fbi and i am not, so" -- [ cheers and applause ] some more news out of washington, supreme court nominee neil gorsuch said he doesn't see judges as democrats or republicans, saying, "i see judges." [ light laughter ] and when asked about the republican healthcare plan, gorsuch said, "i see dead people." [ laughter and applause ] and you go, hey, whoa. hey, no spoilers. >> steve: come on. come on. >> jimmy: finally, this was going viral. a young girl got to meet pope francis yesterday, and she decided to grab a souvenir. take a look at this. >> yay. >> yay!
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>> jimmy: oh! [ laughter ] then, when he got home, the pope was like, "hey, where's my wallet? hey, that girl's good." [ applause ] we have great show tonight, guys. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, we have a fun show tonight! i'm so excited. we have the most fun people on the show tonight. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: this guy is one of our favorites humans. >> steve: love him. >> jimmy: star of the show "black-ish," anthony anderson is here! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] come on! >> jimmy: and two other shows as well. i want to talk to him. i just love him. he's the greatest. plus, from the popular youtube show, "good mythical morning," rhett and link are joining us. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: youtube! >> jimmy: you know rhett and link? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: they've been on the show before. do you guys know rhett and link
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out there? if you don't -- [ cheers ] they got something, like, 2 billion views or 3 billion views. 3 billion. >> steve: billion with a b? >> jimmy: yeah. not million, billion views on youtube with their show, "good mythical morning." and they do a segment on their show. it's like a -- well, "good mythical morning." it's in morning. it's, like, the two of them just talking. they have fun bits. it's really -- they're just funny, charming gentlemen. but they have a bit called "will it?" so they started with "will it taco?" and they just put different things in a taco shell and see if they will taco. [ laughter ] some things will, and some things won't. >> steve: they won't. >> jimmy: you know, yeah. i think for them, it's, like, either it will, or, yeah, it won't will. i don't know. [ laughter ] anyways, later in the show we're going to play a game called "will it s'more?" >> steve: ooh. [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: be sure to stick around for than one. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. "will it s'more?" i'm assuming most things will s'more. >> steve: most things. >> jimmy: which has -- >> steve: will yours have marshmallows, or you're gonna
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try chocolate, right? >> jimmy: i'm only doing -- yeah, graham cracker, marshmallows. [ laughter ] no, no, yeah. well, we'll see in the game later. it's pretty fun. but we got great music from migos, you guys! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "culture." migos! [ applause ] "bad and boujee." >> steve: whoa. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. migos is on the show tonight. actually, earlier today they stopped by our offices. so the roots and i grabbed some office supplies, and we performed our own version of "bad and boujee." [ cheers and applause ] check it out! [ dialtone ] ♪ hey raindrop drop top smoking on cookie in the hot box ♪ ♪ on your she a thot thot thot cooking up dope in the crockpot ♪ ♪ we came from nothing to something hey ♪ ♪ i don't trust nobody call up the gang and they coming to get you ♪
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♪ cry me a river give you hey ♪ ♪ my hey is bad and boujee hey cooking up dope with an uzi ♪ ♪ rahh ♪ my is savage ruthless we got 30's and 100 rounds too rahh ♪ ♪ my is bad and boujee hey cooking up dope with an uzi hey ♪ ♪ my is savage ruthless hey we got 30's and 100 rounds too ♪ ♪ rahh hey offset whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo ♪ ♪ rackings on rackings got back-ends on back-ends i'm riding around in coupe in a coupe ♪ ♪ i take your up from you from you cause i'm a dog roof roof rahh ♪ ♪ hop in the frog whoo ha ah ah ah ♪ ♪ raindrop drop top smoking on cookie in the hot box ♪ ♪ on your she a thot thot thot rahh ♪ ♪ cooking up dope in the crockpot ♪ ♪ hey we came from nothing to something ♪ ♪ hey i don't trust nobody grip the trigger nobody ♪ ♪ call up the gang and they coming to get you cry me a river give you a ♪ ♪ my is bad and boujee hey cooking up dope with an uzi rahh ♪ ♪ my is savage ruthless hey we got 30's and 100 rounds too ♪ ♪ rahh my is bad and boujee hey ♪ ♪ cooking up dope with an uzi hey ♪ ♪ my is savage ruthless hey we got 30's and 100 round too rahh ♪ ♪ pour a four i'm dropping muddy outer space kid cudi drank ♪
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♪ introduce me to your wife and we know she slutting broke a brick down nutted butted nutted ♪ ♪ don't move too fast i might shoot you huh ♪ ♪ draco bad and boujee draco ♪ i'm always hanging with shooters brah ♪ ♪ might be posted somewhere secluded private ♪ ♪ still be playing with pots and pans call me quavo ratatouille ♪ ♪ run with that sack call me boobie when i'm on stage show me boobies ♪ ♪ hey ♪ ice on my neck i'm the coolest ♪ ♪ i'm about to do it brah with the uzi raindrop drop top ♪ ♪ smoking on cookie in the hotbox on your she a thot thot thot ♪ ♪ cooking up dope in the crockpot we came from nothing to something ♪ ♪ hey ♪ i don't trust nobody grip the trigger nobody ♪ ♪ call up the gang and they come and get you hey ♪ ♪ cry me a river give you my ♪ ♪ my is bad an boujee hey cooking up dope with an uzi rahh ♪ ♪ my is savage ruthless hey we got 30's and 100 rounds too ♪ ♪ rahh ♪ my is bad and boujee cooking up dope with an uzi hey ♪ ♪ my is savage ruthless we got 30's and 100 rounds too rahh ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! come on! >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: that was so fun. >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: that's the roots
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right there. [ cheers and applause ] that's good stuff. come on. >> steve: wow! you were in the chorus there. >> jimmy: it was office supplies. that's all we're using. that's totally -- we just did that today. i was like, "this sounds fantastic." [ laughter ] and i think that anyone who works in the office are going to try their versions of "bad and boujee." >> steve: yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: we want to see it. so do it, film it, send it in to us. [ cheers and applause ] and how great is migos for doing that? >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: give it up once again for migos. [ cheers and applause ] if you are going to do it, on the phone, it's number sign 2, 3. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: that was the -- >> steve: that's the key. >> jimmy: that was the key. >> steve: and you were doing that the entire time. >> jimmy: that's -- ♪ [ light laughter ] it's number sign 2, 3. yeah, yeah, yeah. don't confuse it with hashtag. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: 2, 3. back in the day when i grew up, it was number sign. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, quest, what were you on? you were on electric stapler and scissors? >> questlove: electric stapler and scissors, yeah. >> jimmy: kamal, you had -- >> paper. >> jimmy: marcus?
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you a did a washboard. >> keyboard. >> jimmy: a wash keyboard, a a washboard keyboard. captian kirk had a ruler with a -- >> a tissue box. >> jimmy: a tissue box. >> with rubber bands. >> jimmy: with rubber bands, yeah. that were tuned to mix the sounds. james, you were a bit a of nightmare to work with. [ laughter ] >> steve: i heard. i heard it was awful. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm just saying -- i didn't say a full on nightmare. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: just a bit of a a nightmare. [ laughter ] true or is not true? did someone almost bleed because of you? [ laughter ] so, all right. let's just not talk about, okay? >> steve: only two people quit. >> jimmy: frank knuckles, man, you're always the best. come on. man, we just did with the water jug. that was awesome. [ cheers and applause ] damon. damon, love -- love you too, damon. anyways, make those videos, send them in, and this is all fun. guys, we'll be right back with more "the tonight show." >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. thank you so much for watching. i forgot to mention for our version of "office supplies, office bad and boujee," of course, tariq. >> tariq: get outta here! >> jimmy: the most important part of the whole thing. tariq trotter on -- did you have thumbtacks? >> yeah, yeah. thumbtacks, yes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: if you -- if you thought that you heard shaking thumbtacks, that was taria doing that. you did you that great and i was the one -- because i was trying to get the -- i was just yelling, i was going like a a hype man in there. [ light laughter ] so it was like -- raindrops and i was supposed to go -- "drip!" [ light laughter ] and then, right? raindrops -- drop top and then i go, "drop top." but i got so mixed up. i go, raindrops -- >> "drop, drip drop," [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and then they said -- >> crooked. >> crooked. >> jimmy: no not crooked before -- >> tariq: he said "cookies in a a hot box," you said, "cricket!"
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[ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i thought that he was saying crickets. i didn't know what he was saying, man. hot box, "cricket!" he said drop top, i said, "drip top." [ light laughter ] i don't know what a drip top is but i think it's a way to make coffee. i'm assuming. guys, our first guest tonight is a two-time emmy award nominated actor. yes. he's so good, starring in the very popular comedy series "black-ish," which airs wednesdays at 9:30 p.m. on abc. he also hosts a brand new show called "animal nation with anthony anderson," which you can see wednesdays at midnight on animal planet. please welcome the always entertaining, my man, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ >> jimmy: emmy nominated anthony anderson. man, oh, man, you deserve it. >> going to do a rain drop. drop! >> drip. >> top. [ light laughter ] drip top. >> jimmy: do it again. >> rain drop. >> drip . >> drop. >> no, drop top. >> jimmy: rain drop drip, right? >> no. rain drop, drop top. >> jimmy: i know, when i say drip. that's the rain drop? >> no. >> jimmy: i never say the word drip? >> only when you go to the doctor. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i had a problem but i was waiting -- [ light laughter ] i wanted to endorse it. i thought was rain drop drip? drop in the drop top. it's always all drop? >> smoking on the -- >> jimmy: no. so you go, wait. so you go rain drop. >> drop. >> top. >> jimmy: no. you do your thing and i'll do it. >> i wasn't in it, so i don't have a thing. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i know, but pretend -- [ light laughter ] >> rain drop. >> drop. >> top. >> jimmy: drop top.
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>> moving on the drip. >> okay. [ light laughter ] we good. we good. >> jimmy: but i did, so i did. are these the ones, he says likes a, grr, like a dog, and he barks. he was like, ra -- i went "ruff!" [ light laughter ] like a little puppy. how you doing? how's everything? how's the fam? >> family's good. i'm doing great. the shows are doing great. >> jimmy: you look great, man. >> thank you, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. >> jimmy: always excited, dude. you posted this photo, and i almost couldn't believe it was you. i forgot you said, here's the flashback friday? >> yeah. flashback friday. they were like, "is that you?" i was like, yeah that's the dude that ate me. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: is this the heaviest you ever were? >> man, yeah, look. i ain't have no neck. my eyes are closed even though they're open. [ light laughter ] look at me, man. look at the jowls. >> jimmy: how heavy was this guy? >> i think that dude was maybe about, 275, 280 pounds and i'm only 5'10." but you could not tell me i wasn't fine.
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[ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no. >> you could not tell me i wasn't fine! [ cheers ] i'm saying, i never thought i was a fat dude until i lost some weight and realized, oh, i was a fat mother [ bleep ] [ light laughter ] no. yeah. >> jimmy: you really didn't see yourself? >> no. i never saw myself as fat. you know, i was always comfortable in the skin that i'm in. you know, cause no matter how big i was i could still run fast, jump high, do the splits, dance and do all of that. you're laughing, i don't know why you're laughing. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i've seen. >> no, no, no, no! [ cheers and applause ] drop, drip drop, hot drop drip drop. >> jimmy: all right. stop. you don't have to prove yourself. >> don't let the big thighs fool you. look, i can cross my legs. look at this! i couldn't do this at 275 pounds. matter of fact, look. i'm ambidextrous leg crosser. who can do that? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you look great. >> thank you, brother. >> jimmy: because, man, oh man, you couldn't be crushing it more.
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"black-ish," just got picked up. just got another season. what season you on there, three? >> we just finished season 3. >> jimmy: come on, man. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, guys, for your support. >> jimmy: great cast in that. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: okay, but let's talk about, you have another show, too. this is "animal nation." >> with anthony anderson. >> jimmy: with anthony anderson. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: how did you get cast as anthony anderson? [ light laughter ] >> they were looking for an anthony anderson type. and i showed up to the audition. >> jimmy: they go, "hey, i got the type." no, how fun is that, though? >> it's a great show, man. think "the tonight show" meets "wild animal kingdom" with me as the host. and that's what our show is, man. you know, i have a celebrity guest come out talk about their love of animals. i'll have a comic come out and give some comedic anecdotes about animals. and in the last third of the show, i engage with deadly animals that could kill me in front of a live audience. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: always freaks me out. every time we have an animal expert on the show, it scares me, because i have no clue. i know i'm hoping that it's safe. >> right. >> jimmy: you never know what an animal's going to do, and i don't want to bother. >> you know, it's crazy.
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we were shooting promos with a a camel, an emu, and a baby goat. um, and the camel went number one. but he went number one for about three minutes. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> they brought out a five gallon bucket to catch it. it overflowed. they brought out another five gallon bucket to catch it, it overflowed, so they just let him go. >> jimmy: yeah, he's like, "i'm in hump number two." >> yeah, you know, he peed so much, he lost his hump. [ light laughter ] so that's what in there? and then the emu -- no, not emu. the llama, not to be outdone, she went number one and number two at the same damn time. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, i've seen that. >> now, that's talent. i decide to do number one and number two and it don't work. not at the same time. >> jimmy: no, not at the same time. don't try that. >> no, not at all. >> jimmy: the baby goat okay? >> the baby goat just looked at us like, "yo ant, why we here?" [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: let's go out and get a drink after this. you hung out with the baby goat later. i heard this thing about you, and i didn't know about this, but you, when you go to karaoke, one of your go-to songs is one of my favorites of all-time. >> okay. >> jimmy: which is by billy paul.
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>> uh-huh. >> jimmy: can anyone guess what that is? >> y'all don't know? yall don't know? rain drop! no. not that one. >> jimmy: "me and mrs. jones." >> yes. [ audience ahs ] >> yes. >> jimmy: that was my jam, dude. i used to jam out to that. >> i still jam to that, man. >> jimmy: i can't hit those notes. i try to jam to that. >> okay. >> jimmy: could you, but no, i can't. >> no, no. but, do it? [ cheers ] this right here? >> jimmy: yeah. ♪ on key and everything. could we lower the lights a a little bit, maybe? perfect. >> okay. here we go. ♪ me and mrs. jones we've got a thing going on ♪ ♪ we both know that
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it's wrong but it's much too strong to let it go now ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ we meet every day at the same cafe ♪ ♪ 6:30 and no one knows we'll be there ♪ ♪ holding hands ♪ making all kinds of plans while the jukebox plays our favorite song ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ me and mrs. mrs jones ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: ah! [ cheers and applause ] oh! oh! my goodness. >> rain drop! >> jimmy: oh, drop top. anthony anderson.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests are the hosts of the popular youtube show "good mythical morning," they've also written their first book called "rhett and link's book of mythicality." i don't want to share the cover yet, because it's a big deal, no one's seen the cover yet, and i have it right here. the book is available on october 10th. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome rhett and link! ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> all right. >> jimmy: that was a big deal for us. we love having you on the show. thank you so much for coming back. >> yeah. it's great to be back. >> jimmy: you have a book. you have a book out. this is major. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you excited about this? >> well, we've never done that before. >> nope. >> jimmy: this is the first -- >> haven't written much. >> jimmy: no, but this is -- bookofmythicality.com. is where you can get all -- preorder the book. >> preorder -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: and of course it will be available everywhere as well, but this is the first ever we're about to show the cover here. >> we haven't seen it either. >> yeah, is it -- is it good? i don't want to look until he shows -- >> jimmy: oh, it's good. it's memorable. >> all right. >> here it is. >> let's see it. >> jimmy: from the creators of "good mythical morning," "rhett and link's book of mythicality." bam! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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it's a giant bowl of cheerios. >> not bad! >> jimmy: that is a great -- how much fun was that photo shoot and was it real and was that a real giant's -- >> it's all photoshopped. >> jimmy: it's all photoshopped, but you actually are in a big -- >> no, no, no, it's totally real. every bit of it is real. >> i'm just joking, totally real. >> so this is actually based on something that happened to us in real life. so on an episode of "good mythical morning," we actually went to a cereal factory, the kind of thing that we do on the show because i'm obsessed with cereal. >> jimmy: i enjoy cereal too, yeah. do you have a fave or top three? >> no. it's just cereal, man, if it's in a -- if it's bathed in -- in a -- in a bowl of milk. i'm like -- i want to get in there. >> jimmy: all right, all right, all right, hey, hey. calm -- calm down, first of all. >> i didn't -- i didn't -- i didn't mean it like that. >> jimmy: the whole thing -- the whole description was -- >> yeah. that was weird. >> jimmy: that was weird, man. >> sorry. >> jimmy: but you -- but you ended up going to a cereal factory. >> yeah, yeah, so, and while we were there -- >> well i got into bowl is all i'm saying. >> yeah, well -- he's always got a dream to bath in cereal, so while we were there, we were like, let's talk the cereal factory person into
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dumping hundreds of pounds of cereal and milk into a jacuzzi that we brought. [ light laughter ] >> he was like -- >> jimmy: just assume they have a private room. you must have a room where you bathe in this, right? >> yeah, and so we did it. it was glorious. >> yeah. >> and we actually talk about that in one of the chapters in the book called "embrace immaturity." which -- the whole book is about mythicality, which we call a combination of curiosity, creativity and tomfoolery. the idea that -- you want to embrace those things in your life. as you get older, you don't want to completely grow up. so you do things like bathe in cereal, so we re-created that special moment on the front cover. >> jimmy: "the book of mythicality" right there. and did you think that -- did you ever think that these dudes right here would ever write a a book? >> no, we don't look like -- [ laughter and applause ] >> wow. >> jimmy: i have a lot of questions. >> we don't look like author material at that point. >> jimmy: where were you? were you at a festival or something? or were you at a mall. >> this is the zoo, man.
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this is the north carolina zoo. shout out to asheboro. >> yeah! >> jimmy: north carolina zoo. you got the zoo shirts. >> yeah. >> yeah, we wanted to get a a souvenir shirt and nobody wanted the giraffe shirt. >> and there were no youth sizes available. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: so you can explain this photo, but then, how could you explain this photo? [ laughter ] what remotely -- >> you have questions about this? >> jimmy: i have questions about this, because -- yeah. this doesn't look like you're at the zoo anymore. >> no. >> no. we're just -- we're just hanging out. [ laughter ] >> yeah, this was just last-week. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that was last -- [ laughter ] did you happen to realize that it looked like another photo of yours? >> oh. >> well, now that you put them side-by-side. >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, your feet are even angled the same way. [ laughter ] >> yeah. it's all coincidence. >> jimmy: all coincidence. hey, last time we did a bit on the show, and gosh, it was a a popular bit, for people watching and also people online the next day. called will it -- we did "will it tea?"
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>> mm-hmm. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: and we were trying different things to see if it would tea or not. this is based on your bit called, "will it." it's very informative and it's fun and i thought maybe tonight, if you don't mind, i'd like to do, "will it s'more with you guys?" >> we'd love to. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: when we come back, we're going to find out "will it s'more?" with rhett and link, check it out! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ (vo) do not go gentle into that good night, old age should burn and rave at close of day; rage, rage against the dying of the light. do not go gentle into that good night. ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! we are hanging out with rhett and link right here, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy -- >> jimmy: hmm? >> i think it's time we asked the age-old question. >> "will it s'more?" >> all: let's talk about that. [ applause ] ♪ >> "good mythical morning." >> now as you know on our show, we like to see if things will. and the thing we are going to find out if it will tonight, is s'mores. ♪
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>> "will it s'more?" >> jimmy: all right, guys, okay. guys what is up first? >> all right. for this first s'more, we thought we'd start with an italian classic. the pizza. >> jimmy: pizza. >> all: "will it s'more?"? >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. what a fantastic -- have you spend time in italy? >> no. >> jimmy: all right, this is it right here, let's take a peak at this. okay. first let's -- guys, let's put on our goggles. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: let's talk about this. >> why exactly did we put on goggles? >> jimmy: i don't know. is there any reason? >> not that i -- >> jimmy: there's no reason. we don't -- we don't -- >> just be cool about it, though, when we take them off. >> jimmy: sure. >> be cool about it. >> now. okay. as you can see, we have replaced the graham crackers with cafeteria square pizza. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> mm-hmm. >> what do you think we should call this one? >> how about -- ♪ that's a s'more-ay [ light laughter ]
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>> jimmy: that's it. that's exactly it. and this is like a dipping sauce next to it? >> they call that marinara in italy. [ laughter ] >> you haven't been either -- >> yeah, no. i've been on the internet, though. >> jimmy: i gotta try that. all right, here we go. >> let's dip it. >> jimmy: we're going to try this -- >> we got to dip it and then we got to dink it -- >> jimmy: dink it and -- >> and sink it. >> and sink it. [ laughter ] >> what just happened? >> jimmy: somebody shot something at me. [ laughter ] a -- a spitball or a ping-pong ball. >> it's going to about long night for you. >> jimmy: i know, i could not handle that. i can't handle that, man. >> really? >> no, no, no, no, no. i thought there was something special about this. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. i mean, it's like, you had more you had to get rid of? >> jimmy: i had some other piece, marshmallowed in there. i don't know. i didn't know. i did not enjoy that at all. >> okay, you're not -- you've got to be committed to the science. >> jimmy: okay, well, i am. >> and we have to answer the question.
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and you've got to -- i mean if it doesn't go all the way down, there's only so -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you have to digest the stuff? >> well, we can talk about it -- >> well, there are more rounds, so -- okay. we'll give you a pass on this one. >> jimmy: as long as one of us eats it and -- okay. >> i experienced pizza and dessert pizza at the same time. >> hmm. yeah. >> jimmy: okay. i think -- i think -- what do you think? [ laughter ] >> well -- "will it s'more?"? >> yes! >> yeah! [ laughter ] >> okay, have you ever made yourself a s'more and thought, i wish this tasted more like the ocean? >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] >> well, whether you have or not, that doesn't matter, because that's what's about to happen. >> aw, no -- >> fish -- >> all: "will it s'more?"? [ laughter ] >> do that. >> okay. so, as you can see, we have replaced the marshmallow with fish.
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>> jimmy: hmm, hmm -- hmm, hmm. >> we do this so they don't have to. >> yes. >> jimmy: i know, yeah, i know. >> they won't know -- they won't know if this will s'more, if we don't try it. >> all right. >> jimmy: i think -- [ laughter ] it's pretty clear this is not going to s'more! >> you don't know. >> jimmy: like sardines or something? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right, what do we call -- what do we call this? >> "finding s'morey." >> jimmy: okay, good. [ laughter and applause ] [ rim shot ] >> no, no, no, no. i like to call this one, i'd like to call this one, "she sells seashells by the sea s'more." >> jimmy: all right, there we go, here we go -- all right, let's try it. here we go. >> now you might want to donkey lip this one first, sometimes that helps the -- >> jimmy: i have no idea what that means. >> it's an eating technique we've come up with -- just like a donkey does. did you ever watch a donkey eat? >> jimmy: sure. >> they lip things before they begin eating it. just lip it a little bit. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: stop doing that! >> it's just getting -- it's getting your mouth ready for what's about to happen.
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>> jimmy: i don't know if i can -- i don't know if i can donkey lip it. [ laughter ] >> okay. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: do it, come on, do it! do it! do it or -- come on. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh. >> you got it down. >> yeah. >> oh! >> it was horrible. >> jimmy: that was -- >> ah -- now we know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think we knew going in. all right. does it s'more? >> no. >> no, that will not s'more. >> jimmy: that will not s'more. [ woosh ] [ buzzer ] that was disgusting. that tasted like a mistake. total mistake. all right, sorry. >> all right, for this next one, we're going to get even more experimental, and we have decided to replace the classic
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marshmallow -- well we're not going to replace it, we're just give it a little bit of a tan. >> jimmy: okay. >> with some tanning spray. >> tanning spray. >> all: "will it s'more?"? >> okay. um -- now, right now there's just a regular s'more but we're about to change the world with this s'more. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm sorry. [ laughter ] before we go further -- why are we -- why are we doing this? i mean, why are we -- this is tan enough? this is -- looks like -- >> it's a little uneven. wouldn't you say? >> yeah. >> let's even that tan up. >> jimmy: an uneven tan? >> this -- yeah -- >> jimmy: this is tanning spray? >> now, this is totally safe. you typically shouldn't eat tanning spray but this is all natural. i mean, still, don't try this at home. that's why we're doing it. >> jimmy: oh, my -- all right. >> thanks. >> jimmy: no problem. i wanted to make sure you got all of it. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, all right, all right. that's more than enough. >> what?
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>> jimmy: all right. you can eat this, but kids do not eat this -- do not try this at home. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: don't eat tanning spray. >> this is a safe version that we've found somehow. >> jimmy: all right. >> yeah. >> we call this one "jersey s'more." >> jimmy: yeah, i got it. all right, let's taste this guy. >> dink it. >> jimmy: dink it and sink it. ♪ [ laughter and applause ] >> well -- hey! wait. [ cheers ] >> it's a little coconut-y. >> jimmy: it's a little -- it's a little like bug spray, but -- >> it's like a trip to the islands. >> it's like a beach inside! >> jimmy: it's like fun in your belly! >> "will it s'more?"? >> all: yes! >> jimmy: this will s'more! [ ding ] >> we got one more. this last one scares me a a little bit but i think it's going to scare rhett a lot because it is his food nemesis. liver.
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>> all: liver, "will it s'more?"? >> oh, gosh. ah -- >> jimmy: all right. what if i -- have ever blindfolded yourself? >> ah -- >> jimmy: liver, what are we calling this one? >> how about "internal s'morgan." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, man. >> now listen, you're going to know what it is. i mean, it's still liver. >> jimmy: what's that? >> it's still liver. >> jimmy: i was just zoning out, though. >> okay. open wide. >> jimmy: ah -- good gosh! >> all right. dink it -- >> jimmy: oh, no! i'm just going to get it ready. this is insane. >> here we go. ♪ >> jimmy: ah -- ah -- [ choking ]
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[ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: can't do it, man. >> can't do it, man. i can't do it. >> i tried. i gave it my all. >> jimmy: i know. i tried, too. >> the after taste. [ laughter ] >> i want more of that tanning liquid. you got any of that tanning liquid? >> yeah, it's gone. >> jimmy: that was good. >> all right. >> will it s'more? >> all: no! [ woosh ] [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: absolutely not, all right, there you go. just for the record, the only thing -- the only thing that s'mored was the tanning lotion. you guys, you are champions and you are legends. thank you so much. my thanks to rhett and link. check out "good mythical morning" every weekday on youtube. we'll be right back with "s'more" of "the tonight show"!
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>> jimmy: they are a a chart-topping trio from atlanta, whose new album "culture" debuted at number one. performing their hit "t-shirt" with a little help from the roots, give it up for migos! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ mama told me hey not to sell work mama seventeen five same color t-shirt white ♪ ♪ mama told me hey not to sell work mama seventeen five same color t-shirt yeah ♪ ♪ young young poppin with a pocket full of cottage yeah ♪ ♪ woah kemosabe chopper aimin at your noggin yeah had to cop the audi then the top i had to chop it ♪ ♪ pocket watchin so i gotta keep the rocket grrah ♪
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mama told you seventeen five same color t-shirt yeah ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: migos! [ cheers and applause ] "culture" is out now. we'll be right back, everybody! ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks, my thanks, my thanks, to anthony anderson, rhett and link, migos! [ cheers and applause ] migos and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania! remember to get that snow -- stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- jake gyllenhaal, comedian whitney cummings, music from post malone, featuring quavo and metro boomin, featuring the 8g band with charlie benante. ♪ ladies and genemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. the house did not vote on the republicans' obamacare replacement bill today as expected. i guess they wanted to keep obamacare until they can get this suspicious mole checked out.

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